Who I am

A lifelong resident of Melbourne, Australia my journey has taken me through a small family Pharmacy ("This is an ideal cream to treat your haemorrhoids, sir"), Technology Service Desks ("Have you tried rebooting, sir?"), and Corporate Communications ("Yes, I KNOW we can't actually say suck it up, sir").

My trusty side sidekick for the past 30 years has been my beloved husband. He is the very definition of soul mate/perfect man/ideal husband, and I consider myself truly lucky to have met 'the love of my life' so early.

The granite of my soul is riddled with seams of sick humor, filthy jokes, and a tendency to speak before my political-correctness filter has filtered the content of my brain.

Most of all, I believe in love, whatever flavour you prefer.